Hey EVERYONE!   Evan Bingham and I just moved into a new apartment and its really cool.  Its also very empty, but we're working on that.  In other news, the semester is about to end.   That's about it.

PEACE to my *explitive deleted*

I just saw a kid humping a kerry/edwards sign as I drove down the street to my house.  With that kind of support, I think I'm voting democrat!

Correction.  When I drove by again, I noticed it was in fact a Bush/Cheney sign.  Guess that means I'm switching over to republican.

(Disclaimer:  I am in fact NOT voting.  And yes, this story is absolutely true)

Apparently, nobody loves me anymore.  I give a shout out to my man Evan, and I get zilcherino comments or eprops.  I thought to myself, maybe its because "comments" and "eprops" are such boring words.  After checking out my ode to Evan below (not as much "to" him as "for" him), take a look at the various new replacement words in various places accross my xanga.  For example "subscriptions" has been changed to...

This one goes out to my main mang Evan. 

Warning:  This Weblog may induce sexual explicit dancing...

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give it to me now,

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah,

Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give it to me now, Give it to me now,

I wanna...

Li-li-li-lick you from your head to your toes

an' I wanna...

Move from the bed, down to tha' down to tha to tha floor.

an' I wanna...

AH! AH!  You make it so good I don't wanna leave.

but I gotta, kn-kn-kn-know wha' what's your fa-han-ta-sy!

Jason Dunn wins the "What should I title my blog as?"  contest.  My title will now be "My Name's Dave...  I'm gay and never update my blog."   CONGRATULATIONS!!!!   Sorry I can't mail hotdogs to you.  They'd probably spoil.  I'll hook you up next time Evan and I visit.  Sorry to those of you who didn't win or didn't play.  We'll hold another contest soon.  Feel free to make sizable donations to David Hale in order to improve the quality of prizes I can award.  Until next time.